these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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