just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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