I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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