Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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