Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I hope mine doesn't look like that
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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