I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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