Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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