If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
