Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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