I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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