I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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