Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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