i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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