Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
smell my finger.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
