He is such a slut. More and more my type.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
