we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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