already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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