he thought i was a dude.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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