I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A+ Viking dick
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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