Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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