i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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