i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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