Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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