Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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