He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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