i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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