well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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