She's JV to your varsity
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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