two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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