I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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