Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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