I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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