I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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