yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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