I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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