He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
