"it" just moved
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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