I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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