I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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