why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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