So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I still have a little drunk in my system
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
