we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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