Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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