I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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