it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We had sex on a dog bed..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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