Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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