I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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