How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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