I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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