butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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