I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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