i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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