Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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