Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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